A train wreck of a day.

A train wreck of a day.

Easily the worst day ever, from car problems, plumbing problems to the worst news you can get before a date...

Fetish me baby.

Fetish me baby.

A fetish is something that brings sexual arousal/gratification from something that is at an abnormal degree. Fetishes are consistently a butt of a joke, or something whispered as a secret, but in reality Fetishes are becoming more and more popular, or less and less secret. This blog post is about the strangest fetish I have [...]

How to go out: A guide to the different ways you can approach the club scene.

How to go out: A guide to the different ways you can approach the club scene.

If we've dated in the past, this blog post is probably not something you want to read. This is about club life, my experiences and the 3 different ways to go out in Portland. This is a culmination of my (slightly limited) personal experiences in Portland, Oregon. For those that are new here, I recently [...]

It’s Official, Jk…

It’s Official, Jk…

First, I'd like to formally apologize for how absolutely shit I've been about writing on my blog. Life got busy etc etc. Nah, I was caught up in my little relationship and lowkey didn't want a new man I was legitimately interested in reading my inner most thoughts or hearing embarrassing dating stories from my [...]

The Many Men We Face

The Many Men We Face

So as my previous post would allude too, I am very much single. In all honesty, my longest real relationship was about 3 months, so I couldn't tell you the difference between romance movie relationships and real ones. However, this does mean when it comes to dating I'm an expert. In this day and age, [...]

The Exit Survey

The Exit Survey

One of the most consistent issues I've had while dating is, guys telling me I'm "wifey material", or swearing I'm what they envision when they picture who they want to be with, yet I'm single. So considering this, and after a long rant to my girl-friend Megan, I decided to do an exit survey on [...]